Slurpy Derpy 1.3.5

You find yourself awakening in a convenience store, transported hundreds of years into the future, witnessing the aftermath of the eradication of humanity. Your solitary companions are whimsical creatures known as 'Derps' and a pantheon of divine entities vying for your attention.

Embark on a quest to create the most formidable beings imaginable as you indulge in activities such as crafting cookies, unlocking new abilities, conquering territories, embarking on Slurpy hunts, and overseeing the evolution into entirely novel species - all with the ultimate aim of transcending the comical ineptitude of your current companions.

Slurpy Derpy presents itself as an Incremental, Idle gaming experience, allowing you to leave it to run in the background while your population busies itself with baking, research endeavors, combat operations, and more. Alternatively, return after an absence to find accrued offline progress rapidly applied through a Time Warp feature.

This game was developed by a solo indie developer based in Seattle, with creative contributions from talented artists and the vibrant communities at reddit.com/r/slurpyderpy and reddit.com/r/incremental games. Its inception was inspired by the online game Critter Mound.